Posts Tagged ‘tax jokes’

Tax Quotes and Jokes for Tax Season

Monday, April 13th, 2009

Like death, paying taxes is inevitable. In the case of most Americans, tax season is just around the corner. If only paying taxes was so easy.

As you begin pulling out those receipts, the eraser and reading plain English tax instructions that Einstein couldn’t figure out, you’re going to need a good laugh. Here you go:

1.  I am proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only thing is – I could be just as proud for half the money. (more…)

Tax Jokes and Quotes

Monday, April 13th, 2009

Do you realize that some tax forms ask you to check a box if you are BLIND?

Quote: “Two years ago it was impossible to get through on the phone to the IRS. Now it’s just hard to get through. That’s progress.” -Charles Rossotti, former IRS Commissioner

Disappointed that you never had time to write the great American novel? Don’t fret, just go dig out your past tax returns.

Quote: “The Eiffel Tower is the Empire State Building after taxes.” (more…)

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